Backstory: Obama was addressing Chinese youth in Shanghai tonight when he revealed that he never used Twitter. This is shocking because Obama’s success in the 2008 election was due to his presence on social media. He looked like the cooler Presidential nominee…which wasn’t tough since McCain doesn’t even use email…
So all these time you thought it was Obama tweeting those historic tweets — ones like ‘humbled’ (his brilliant 7-character response to winning the Nobel Peace Prize) and ‘President Obama: “I still believe we can do great things, and that here and now we will meet history’s test.“‘ (his historic speaking in 3rd person to quote himself in a tweet) — were not really President Obama!
Impeach this son of a bitch from the white house immediately! Oh, Fox News was right, I should’ve never trusted you Obama. How can you be the most powerful man on the earth when you can’t use the most powerful waste of time on the earth?



