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Vampires go tech; MySpace to host live coverage of New Moon premier

Tuesday, November 10th, 2009

vampire-computerYup, MySpace is going to stream cov­er­age of the New Moon pre­miere. This is going to be big, peo­ple. This news may actu­ally top Miley Cyrus leav­ing Twitter.

The young celebs from the Twi­light fran­chise will strut down the red car­pet and zoom through the inter­tubes into our homes via the social network.

So while I’m sprin­kling my Mac­book with gar­lic, you can mark your cal­en­dar for Novem­ber 16’s live stream.

Twitter Trends are going local!

Tuesday, November 10th, 2009

Picture 20Word on the street is that Twit­ter is going to local­ize trend­ing top­ics. This is going to rev­o­lu­tion­ize the way we look at morons. Before Twit­ter trends, you couldn’t find real-time moronic whims. Twit­ter broke the bar­rier and let us wit­ness the true extent of human inanity. Oh, and it’s truly extenty.

And until now the world of trend­ing top­ics seemed too large for my mind to grasp. Trend­ing top­ics pop­ping up from around the world, across our oceans, from Britain to Bur­bank. So vast when I only wanted to dis­cover the most pop­u­lar top­ics of my small community.

Now Twit­ter has answered my needs. (Tweeds?) And soon Twit­ter will launch a solid prod­uct that has their strongest fea­ture: some­thing use­less that doesn’t make them money.