So technically Paranormal Activity 2 has been out for a few weeks so I’m a little late posting this article. If you haven’t seen Paranormal Activity 2 then it’s your own damn fault cause it’s a fantastic horror film and sequel. This article is merely me posting more of my frustration. There is a growing problem in the United States. I say United States because many of the girls I know who are foreign don’t do this. The problem I’m discussing is that of the cock-tease.

Katie Featherston – or respectfully Boobies McTitties

Last year when Paranormal Activity came out I focused on Katie Featherston (the lead girl in Paranormal for these who haven’t viewed). Believe me when I say if you haven’t seen her, then please remedy this now. She has a beautiful set of….eyes. Anyway, here I was, popcorn and soda in hands anxious for the next scare. And then it happened. Katie shows up in the sequel in a bathing suit. Before I could even go from 6-midnight, I was viciously and premeditately attacked by my gorgeous lady. The sight of Katie’s…eyes…was well worth the weak slap that a mongoloid child wouldn’t be effected by. Here in lies the problem.  After years of reinforcement, it has become perfectly acceptable for hot women to be cockteases.

Katy Perry – Or respectfully Hubbada Hubbada Mammeries

Katy Perry is half naked on a daily basis, I’ve seen a good 90% of her tits but as a man can tell you, it’s all or nothing baby. That 10% is good enough to drive men crazy. Crimes have been committed due to Katy Perry constantly being a cocktease. Even the prestigious Sesame Street wanted no part of her…eyes. You know why? You guessed it, Sesame Street does not deal with cockteases. I offer no solution to this problem, I’m merely suggesting that girls with great eyes eventually do something to show the world their gifts. Perry has sworn she wouldn’t do nudity (give that a few years) and Featherston is still relatively new to the business, so maybe there is hope for these two. I’ll leave you with this. America is mocked for being repressed and prude. The art of the cocktease has been perfected by hot American girls. This trend needs to be discontinued. America needs to catch up with Europe in the worst way.

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